It’s the Sunday Spam Report
This morning, I got a spam message from Jesus. He’s was talking about a website I should visit.
I was looking for a deeper meaning when I noticed I also got a greeting from Brittney. She’s apparently into over-the-counter pharmaceuticals.
I relaxed, knowing the universe had a weird balance.
Nice to know that they were thinking of me. . . . yeah.
I suggested they get to know each other and showed them the way out.
UPDATE: Just came across a message from Mars. I’m wondering whether I should start paying attention. . . .
–ME “Liz” Strauss