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Why I Don’t Play Monopoly with My Husband

March 4, 2006 by Liz Leave a Comment

Pile of currency

Playing Monopoly

My husband could have thought up this site.

Whenever I landed on the dark blue, high-rent property with too many hotels, during a game of Monopoly, he would always say

“Give me all your money.”

Click the sentence above or the image to follow the link.
PLEASE DO NOT FILL OUT THIS FORM. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.

I wonder . . . do you think they get any takers?
What was it that P. T. Barnum was supposed to have said?

–ME “Liz” Strauss

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Comments

  1. HART (1-800-HART) says

    March 4, 2006 at 8:47 PM

    Did you see their “security.html” page?

    Your browser may pop up a dialogue explaining that there is a problem with the certificate supplied by ‘www.smackamerica.org’. You may be wondering, “What is this smackamerica.org, and what does it have to do with ‘giveusallyourmoney.com’?”

    Here is the simple explanation: giveusallyourmoney.com is a subsidiary website of smackamerica.org. Since we can’t afford to purchase a signing key from a root authority ( as no one has given us all their money… yet ), we have generated one for ourselves and signed it ourselves.

    Rest assured that even though we don’t subscribe to the paradigm that is the root authority certificate system, your credit card information IS BEING ENCRYTPED before being sent to us. No one outside our orginization will get it, and we will use it ONLY for the express purpose of taking all your money.

    thank you.
    sincerely,
    the giveusallyourmoney.com team

    Reply
  2. HART (1-800-HART) says

    March 4, 2006 at 8:48 PM

    HART’s favorite quote:

    No one outside our orginization

    Reply
  3. ME Strauss says

    March 4, 2006 at 8:52 PM

    EVERYBODY: HART!

    That is soooo excellent, HART!
    I noticed that orginization and started laughing as soon as I saw it. The whole thing is such fun, but I totally missed the certificate. I was chicken to take the joke too far and maybe get caught in its web . . . my husband took my money too many times for me. (big Cheshire cat grin)
    Liz

    Reply
  4. HART (1-800-HART) says

    March 4, 2006 at 9:00 PM

    LIZ!

    Listen .. it may not be a successful business, but it’s a heck of a good business plan, don’t you think?

    Reminds me of the one that I had …in my old archives.

    Reply
  5. ME Strauss says

    March 4, 2006 at 9:12 PM

    I think it’s a fine business plan–for them. (grin)
    I was chicken to be a customer with a credit card was all.

    I’m going to check your archives. Right after I bold the link you left so that other folks can check your archives too.

    smiles,
    Liz

    Reply
  6. ME Strauss says

    March 4, 2006 at 9:16 PM

    HART,

    That archive post is so EXCELLENT!!!

    Everyone should visit your link. Anyone who’s reading this, move your eyes up two comments and click on the bold words “old archives.” You won’t be sorry. If you came this far, you’re the kind of person who would enjoy what you’ll find there. 🙂

    Liz

    Reply
  7. HART (1-800-HART) says

    March 4, 2006 at 9:18 PM

    🙂 Did you also read the “ideas” page? My favorite was the last one…

    Reply
  8. ME Strauss says

    March 4, 2006 at 9:24 PM

    Hey,
    I just went back and read ALL of the suggestions.

    You’re right that last one IS the best one. I’m thinking maybe I should do it. That might be the way to pay for my son’s college education. hehe.

    Liz

    Reply
  9. HART (1-800-HART) says

    March 4, 2006 at 9:33 PM

    Hmm.. maybe I should get the Form to work properly and put my correct address in this form! (that address does not exist anymore). I have tons of crap like that since 1995 days. I believe my entire CD and LP collection is also online somewhere. I should make a link page to the good ones and fix the broken links.

    Reply
  10. ME Strauss says

    March 4, 2006 at 9:36 PM

    Well, HART, as your manager and publicist.

    I fully expect my share of the revenues in this. How does 1 percent sound?

    After all, I am the nice one. 🙂

    Liz

    Reply
  11. HART (1-800-HART) says

    March 4, 2006 at 9:40 PM

    only 1%? I can do a ~LOT~ better than that .. what type of car do you want? lol I’ll put an “order” in at one of the local city parking lots

    Reply
  12. ME Strauss says

    March 4, 2006 at 9:42 PM

    Oh HART,
    Thank you for being so generous. That’s so gracious, really, but I already have a cool two-seater convertible that suits me.

    So the meager 1 percent is plenty. Honestly.

    Liz

    Reply
  13. John Hamman says

    March 5, 2006 at 12:08 AM

    For fun, here is some test CC numbers that beat the CC alogrythm (may not work).
    Test Credit Card Numbers:
    Visa: 4111-1111-1111-1111
    MasterCard: 5431-1111-1111-1111
    Amex: 341-1111-1111-1111
    Discover: 6011-6011-6011-6611
    Credit Card Prefix Numbers:
    Visa: 13 or 16 numbers starting with 4
    MasterCard: 16 numbers starting with 5
    Discover: 16 numbers starting with 6011
    AMEX: 15 numbers starting with 34 or 37

    Master Card 5105105105105100 (16) Characters
    Master Card 5555555555554444 (16) Characters
    VISA 4222222222222 (13) Characters
    VISA 4111111111111111 (16) Characters
    VISA 4012888888881881 (16) Characters

    American Express 378282246310005 (15) Characters
    American Express 371449635398431 (15) Characters
    Amex Corporate 378734493671000 (15) Characters
    Diners Club 38520000023237 (14) Characters
    Diners Club 30569309025904 (14) Characters

    Discover 6011111111111117 (16) Characters
    Discover 6011000990139424 (16) Characters
    JCB 3530111333300000 (16) Characters
    JCB 3566002020360505 (16) Characters

    and if I recall you can use for a visa
    4016 0000 0000 0027
    with any expire after this day.

    Have fun 🙂

    PS. I have programed shopping cart sites, so thats why I have some of these numbers!

    Reply
  14. ME Strauss says

    March 5, 2006 at 12:11 AM

    John,
    Based on your many credit card accounts. Hmmm when are we doing shopping and to dinner?

    grins,
    Liz

    Reply
  15. Patrick says

    March 5, 2006 at 8:18 AM

    Leave it to pornography and the thought of making easy money to push technology. I think both of the above got us to where we are now.

    Reply
  16. ME Strauss says

    March 5, 2006 at 8:23 AM

    Hi Patrick,
    You have a point there–though I would say that their both about money to the ones pushing the technology. You might as well add defense to the mix.

    Money and fear are great motivators. In fact fear of having no moeny is a phenomenal motivator.

    This post, however, was intended only as humor. 🙂
    Liz

    Reply
  17. John Hamman says

    March 5, 2006 at 8:37 AM

    humor huh? then why is your name on the record as the domain owner 🙂
    jk
    -john

    Reply
  18. ME Strauss says

    March 5, 2006 at 8:38 AM

    What are you saying John,
    I can’t do one post in fun?

    I had fun once. . . . at least I think I did.

    smiles,
    Liz

    Reply
  19. John Hamman says

    March 5, 2006 at 2:00 PM

    here is the giveusallyourmoney.com registrant info.
    Registrant: Make this info private
    nakamura, ken
    4257 ne going
    portland, OR 97218
    US
    Domain Name: GIVEUSALLYOURMONEY.COM
    Administrative Contact , Technical Contact :
    nakamura, ken
    ken@smackamerica.org
    4257 ne going
    portland, OR 97218
    US
    Phone: 5032814541
    Fax: 999-999-9999

    Record expires on 08-Feb-2007
    Record created on 08-Feb-2000
    Database last updated on 08-Feb-2006

    As everyone knows “Liz Strauss is northeastern Siberian coastal dialect for “Ken Nakamura”
    Dah duhn duhnnnn. So you thought you could get a way with id did you.
    Elementry my dear watson, elementry.
    -john

    Reply
  20. ME Strauss says

    March 5, 2006 at 2:08 PM

    Oh, damn,
    You got me.
    Actually my name translates to all three letter first names which are inherently superior . . . Liz, Ken, God

    You get the idea. But alas,I am not Watson.

    Fine work, you did there. Sherlock.
    Liz

    Reply

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