Post Cards from the Fake Liz Strauss (written by the real one)
I figure if Dan Lyons can write the fake Steve Jobs, I can do one better . . . I’m writing these post cards before I go on the UK trip with Ann Michael. Consider it a fictional account of real people we might have met, real places we might have visited, and real things that did or didn’t happen as told by the fake myself. Some things actually might have occurred. Like I said, I’m writing this before we go. –Liz
Hi, Everyone!
On Thursday morning, we awoke still living under the threat of the mysterious land shark. The London Online Conference Hall was ending. Would the shark be let loose?
At noon, I had a lunch meeting with Dr. Hsien, Hsien Lei. We met in the dining room of a famous hotel.
She put forth a scientific hypothesis about the land shark which, when we tested it, turned out to be true.
The shark was the only decent picture that the web dev guy had on his hard drive when he was building the site.
So our mystery was solved.
Ann headed back for the States this afternoon. I get to meet some cool folks at lunch today, a dinner tonight, lunch again tomorrow — and those are just the ones who blog. Then on Sunday, I get to come home.
Yours truly,
The Fake Liz Strauss
PS When I’m not catching up with folks at mealtime, I’ll be in my room ironing my clothes.
