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June 12, 2007

The Mic Is On: We’re Talking About Mysteries…

ME Liz Strauss wrote this at 7:00 pm

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The Mic Is On

Here’s how it works.

It’s like any rambling conversation. Don’t try to read it all. Jump in whenever you get here. Just go to the end and start talking. EVERYONE is WELCOME.
There’s only one rule — be nice.

There are always first timers and new things to talk about. It’s sort of half “Cheers” part “Friends” and part video game. You don’t know how much fun it is until you try it.

It’s a Mystery!

The mystery theme is popular for books, movies and TV. We all love a good mystery. Here’s a few ideas to get us started:



And, whatever else comes up, including THE EVER POPULAR, Basil the code-writing donkey.

Oh, and bring a mysterious link, if you have one to share.

–ME “Liz” Strauss

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326 Comments to “The Mic Is On: We’re Talking About Mysteries…”

  1. June 12th, 2007 at 7:02 pm
    Rodney Rumford said

    I am never here first… i am normally the last one out at the end… suprise

  2. June 12th, 2007 at 7:02 pm
    ME Strauss said

    Hi Rodney!
    It’s a mystery. Why are you early?

  3. June 12th, 2007 at 7:03 pm
    Joe said

    Hey Liz,
    My timing must be off, I’m late again… ;-(

  4. June 12th, 2007 at 7:04 pm
    Rodney Rumford said

    so the mystery is why am i here so early… we moved our weekly meeting up..

    So mysteries…. My daughter and I were talking about the JFK assassination the other day. What is the real story? Who knows? Will we ever know? do we already know?

  5. June 12th, 2007 at 7:04 pm
    Joe said

    Best ever,
    Sherlock Holmes…

  6. June 12th, 2007 at 7:04 pm
    ME Strauss said

    Do you know the story of DB Cooper?

  7. June 12th, 2007 at 7:06 pm
    Joe said

    How many dollars did he get? a Million?

  8. June 12th, 2007 at 7:06 pm
    ME Strauss said

    Joe,
    You’re never late, just not early!

    Elementary, dear Mr. Hauckes!

  9. June 12th, 2007 at 7:07 pm
    ME Strauss said

    I think Kennedy is telling his story to Elvis at ta Baccarat table in Las Vegas

  10. June 12th, 2007 at 7:07 pm
    April Groves said

    Hey guys - Chris Cree told me you would be here - I am filling the “newbie” quota!

  11. June 12th, 2007 at 7:07 pm
    Joe said

    My favorite mystery, Liz Strauss, the Barkeeps Daughter. ;-)

  12. June 12th, 2007 at 7:09 pm
    ME Strauss said

    It was the day before Thanksgiving, Nov. 24, 1971. As Northwest Airlines Flight 305, from Portland, Ore., to Seattle, sped along the runway preparing for takeoff, the man in Seat 18C, wearing sunglasses and a dark suit, handed a flight attendant a note. It said he had a bomb and threatened to blow up the Boeing 727 unless he received $200,000 cash and four parachutes when the plane landed. The man in Seat 18C purchased his ticket under the name “Dan Cooper.”

    After receiving his booty at the Seattle-Tacoma Airport, the man released the 36 passengers and two members of the flight crew. He ordered the pilot and remaining crew to fly to Mexico. At 10,000 feet, with winds gusting at 80 knots and a freezing rain pounding the airplane, Dan Cooper–mistakenly identified as D.B. Cooper by a reporter–walked down the rear stairs and parachuted into history.

    Skyjacker at Large from US News and World Report

  13. June 12th, 2007 at 7:09 pm
    Rodney Rumford said

    hey liz, thanks for commenting about what you like about facebook on my facebook page. ;)

  14. June 12th, 2007 at 7:10 pm
    Joe said

    Going to go get a bite of din-din, back in about 22 comments. :-)

  15. June 12th, 2007 at 7:11 pm
    Rodney Rumford said

    welcome april…

  16. June 12th, 2007 at 7:11 pm
    ME Strauss said

    Hey Rodney,
    What happens to where those applications load is totally a mystery to me. :)

  17. June 12th, 2007 at 7:13 pm
    Rodney Rumford said

    Area 51…are there aliens??? Are there UFO’s. I used to be fasinated with his stuff when i was in my teens. Intertesting things to chew on… We will never know the truth… The mystery is here to stay.

  18. June 12th, 2007 at 7:13 pm
    Char said

    Hi all! And a special welcome to April!

    Rodney - I signed up for Facebook, but have to admit I haven’t had time this week to really set it up. Any recommendations as to what to get done on it first?

  19. June 12th, 2007 at 7:14 pm
    ME Strauss said

    Now the mysteries are where do all of the dead blogs go?

  20. June 12th, 2007 at 7:17 pm
    ME Strauss said

    Hi April,
    You got covered up by the top of my browser. It’s mystery how I function. You should know that there’s free snacks and beverages in the sidebar, including Klondike bars of every flavor in the freezer.

    Help yourself and toss a few around. :)

  21. June 12th, 2007 at 7:18 pm
    Rodney Rumford said

    aha… Liz,

    How about a facebook 101 tutorial???? Coming soon in both text and video format to http://www.facereviews.com

    It is a bit confusing as you work your way through the landscape of facebook. Once you get the hang of it; it gets easier. OK so everyone think facebook is for kids… a 75+ year old VC contacted me through facebook to talk to us…

    He was telling me how all his grandkids are on it (college age)… coming soon to a mainstream computer near you… Facebook! :)

  22. June 12th, 2007 at 7:18 pm
    April Groves said

    Is there a statistic on how many blogs die? Is the rate as high as small businesses, I wonder…I keep looking for new and interesting ones - but for every one I find, there are four or five more who haven’t been touched in months.

    Maybe it’s that new puppy syndrome…really cute and cuddly, seems like a good idea at the time. Then one day, she’s not a puppy anymore, won’t poop outside and leaves hair all over the place - basically way more work than you anticipated and not nearly as much fun…

    Now there’s a metaphor - I’ve been trying to come up with one forever. Only when we talk about dead blogs can I think of one…figures.

  23. June 12th, 2007 at 7:18 pm
    Char said

    Liz - the dead blog mystery - I’d love to read that one. I suspect they end up in the black hole of cyberspace along with infinite quantities of email.

  24. June 12th, 2007 at 7:20 pm
    Char said

    Rodney - I need to get my Facebook page up and running - my cousin in South Africa emailed me today asking if I was on Facebook.

  25. June 12th, 2007 at 7:20 pm
    ME Strauss said

    People run out of things to write and leave blogs to die around 3-4 months. It’s sin. I think we should start blog orphanages. :)

  26. June 12th, 2007 at 7:20 pm
    April Groves said

    Thanks for the welcome:) Got all the kids settled in am ready to go!

  27. June 12th, 2007 at 7:29 pm
    Char said

    Another mystery - where are Chris, Tariq, and all of our other regulars tonight?

  28. June 12th, 2007 at 7:30 pm
    ME Strauss said

    Chris had a ship. Joe went to dinner for 22 comments. Tariq is working. :)

  29. June 12th, 2007 at 7:32 pm
    ME Strauss said

    Let’s talk about murder and mystery movies. :)

    Unusual Suspects.

  30. June 12th, 2007 at 7:32 pm
    Joe said

    Back in 14 comments, a new world record and another mystery to consider

  31. June 12th, 2007 at 7:33 pm
    April Groves said

    So, is it rude to open another browser window and scroll through the blogs of the folks hanging out?

    I hope not…if it is, I owe Char an apology…if not…hey Char - that’s a nice blog!

  32. June 12th, 2007 at 7:34 pm
    ME Strauss said

    April,
    Everyone checks out who the new person is. We all want to know who we’re talking to. :)

  33. June 12th, 2007 at 7:34 pm
    April Groves said

    ohhh I LOVE that movie…big Kevin Spacey fan. I am usually pretty good about calling twist before they happen…but not that one!

  34. June 12th, 2007 at 7:34 pm
    Joe said

    Any of the Hannibal movies are perfect fodder for a mystery buff.
    I like the VERY First one, but can’t remember the name. Right before Silence of the Lambs…?

  35. June 12th, 2007 at 7:35 pm
    April Groves said

    Mansomething

  36. June 12th, 2007 at 7:35 pm
    Char said

    April - not rude at all! It is very common practice and I am the Queen of Multitasking - besides, I already checked yours out!

    Thanks for visiting my blog (I have a few more if you get bored - just check my about page and you’ll find them all).

  37. June 12th, 2007 at 7:35 pm
    Rodney Rumford said

    April… it is encouraged… how else are you going to get to know these people… it gives you a perspective of the diverse participants and where they are coming from.

  38. June 12th, 2007 at 7:36 pm
    April Groves said

    Manhunter (starring CSI Grissom) - later Red Dragon (ed Norton)

  39. June 12th, 2007 at 7:38 pm
    Joe said

    Thanks April, it’s one of those things you know but can’t remember.

  40. June 12th, 2007 at 7:40 pm
    Joe said

    Liz, I just want to know if there really is a Special Unit 2 in Chicago? ;-)
    It just happens to be on in the background now.

  41. June 12th, 2007 at 7:40 pm
    April Groves said

    oh good - I thought maybe that was a fringe benefit of open mic night…but then I wondered if maybe it was the comment chat equivalent to looking over someone’s shoulder when they are talking to you…

    Char - I already added you to my feeder…if YOU get bored, you can surely check out my newsletter (the link is on the contact page). Can you tell why your newest post intrigued me so much…I felt accomplished when I had more checks than x’s!

  42. June 12th, 2007 at 7:40 pm
    ME Strauss said

    Joe,
    It’s just off my bedroom closet. :)

  43. June 12th, 2007 at 7:43 pm
    ME Strauss said

    April,
    Have a Klondike bar — hope you like chocolate. [tosses April a Reese's flavor]

  44. June 12th, 2007 at 7:43 pm
    April Groves said

    No problem, Joe…we have them all - I really like movies and certain actors…Ed Norton is one - Anthony Hopkins is another…Jody Foster too…

    Want another piece of trivia…

    The male African American orderly is the only person to have a role in each of the movies:) You can add that to your “useless information” pile!

  45. June 12th, 2007 at 7:44 pm
    Char said

    April - that is good news!

    Liz - it is a mystery to me as to what is in my bedroom closet!

  46. June 12th, 2007 at 7:44 pm
    Joe said

    Liz, you got peanut butter in my chocolate. ;-)

  47. June 12th, 2007 at 7:45 pm
    April Groves said

    Yum…just had baby number four, four months ago…haven’t had a Klondike bar in months…How did you know I adore peanut butter?

    >>

  48. June 12th, 2007 at 7:46 pm
    Joe said

    April, Now I have to Google that to find out his name. :-)

  49. June 12th, 2007 at 7:46 pm
    April Groves said

    Ha!! Comments read my punctuation as code…I had mystery music playing in the background at Liz’s uncanny ability to assess my love of peanut butter!

  50. June 12th, 2007 at 7:47 pm
    ME Strauss said

    Here Joe, have another. It’s got chocolate in the peanut butter. Cancels out the first. :)

  51. June 12th, 2007 at 7:47 pm
    Joe said

    Here’s another mystery…
    How come I’m the only MALE in this conversation? ;-)

  52. June 12th, 2007 at 7:48 pm
    Char said

    Did we lose Rodney?

  53. June 12th, 2007 at 7:48 pm
    Joe said

    Way to set things straight Liz. Thanks

  54. June 12th, 2007 at 7:51 pm
    ME Strauss said

    You’re welcome Joe.

    What was the biggest mystery of your childhood?

  55. June 12th, 2007 at 7:51 pm
    April Groves said

    Darn’t - ***April frustrated by display of ineptness as she forgets to include crucial piece of information in trivia relay***

    His name is Frankie Faison…

  56. June 12th, 2007 at 7:53 pm
    Joe said

    Thanks April, I couldn’t find it on Google ~emabrrassed~

  57. June 12th, 2007 at 7:54 pm
    Joe said

    Even More Embarassed because I can’t spell embarassed. (*Is that right?)

  58. June 12th, 2007 at 7:55 pm
    April Groves said

    Joe - don’t be…I should be embarrassed for KNOWING that!!

  59. June 12th, 2007 at 7:56 pm
    Joe said

    When I was Really, REALLY Young, the biggest mystery to me was (shhhhh) how babies were made.

  60. June 12th, 2007 at 7:57 pm
    April Groves said

    **Laughing with Joe*** You need the IE7Pro Install…it has the onscreen spellchecker…that’s hows come peoples don’t know I can’t spellz gud!!!

  61. June 12th, 2007 at 7:58 pm
    Glenda Watson Hyatt said

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    [insert scary soundtrack]

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  62. June 12th, 2007 at 7:58 pm
    ME Strauss said

    How did you solve the mystery?

  63. June 12th, 2007 at 7:59 pm
    Rodney Rumford said

    you lost me for a while.. i am multitasking and reviewing facebook applications… and pop back over here in between apps.

  64. June 12th, 2007 at 7:59 pm
    April Groves said

    Babies…ugh…I was sixteen when my dad came to the breakfast table with a hickey…scarred I tell ya…didn’t even go to school that day…put the cereal up and went back to bed!

  65. June 12th, 2007 at 8:00 pm
    Mike V. said

    hi

  66. June 12th, 2007 at 8:01 pm
    Joe said

    Liz, I kissed a GIRL… ;-)

  67. June 12th, 2007 at 8:02 pm
    Joe said

    Hey Mike,Yeah, another guy!!!

  68. June 12th, 2007 at 8:02 pm
    ME Strauss said

    Hi Mike!
    You’ve been a mystery for a while. Have you been traveling?

  69. June 12th, 2007 at 8:02 pm
    Char said

    Hey Mike V! Aren’t you Tony’s friend?

  70. June 12th, 2007 at 8:03 pm
    April Groves said

    Hi Mike!

  71. June 12th, 2007 at 8:03 pm
    GP said

    Ah mystery me… I’ve always loved mysteries…. nice sherlock silhouette by the way.

    I always wanted to be a private eye, but daddy swore I’d get my ars in a sling. But my favorite is the Sue Grafton alphabet series of PI Kinsey Millhone First it’s written in the first person, which I love, but I can relate to Kinsey in so many ways from her perfunctory 3 mile run in the morning to her Lady Smith and Wesson.

    GP in Montana

  72. June 12th, 2007 at 8:05 pm
    Chris Cree said

    I’m wondering where that hour went that caused me to be late here. Hmmmm… My own little mystery.

    Who wants a Klondike Bar?

  73. June 12th, 2007 at 8:06 pm
    Mike V. said

    Hi all,

    Yep. Am Tony’s friend and yep been traveling. Off to Kyiv and Budapest starting Monday for 10 days of fun.

    Sorry i am not a regular here… learn a lot from you gals (and some guys heh).

  74. June 12th, 2007 at 8:06 pm
    April Groves said

    Hey Chris…good to see you and thanks so much for the invite…this has been the most fun!

  75. June 12th, 2007 at 8:06 pm
    Joe said

    Hey GP, we KNOW you’re from Montana… ;-)
    How ya been?

  76. June 12th, 2007 at 8:06 pm
    Char said

    GP - any mysteries at the inn?

  77. June 12th, 2007 at 8:07 pm
    Mike V. said

    heh… and i probably have the only geek book that starts with, “It was a dark and stormy night, and a shot rang out!”

  78. June 12th, 2007 at 8:08 pm
    Chris Cree said

    April! Howdy! [Cringes in embarrassment] Sorry I was so late. I see you’ve met the gang! :) [Whispers] They’re a great bunch.

  79. June 12th, 2007 at 8:08 pm
    ME Strauss said

    Hey Joe,
    Not everyone knows GP is from Montana. April just got here. :)

  80. June 12th, 2007 at 8:08 pm
    Char said

    Mike - I would love to see both of those places. The furthest east I have been was East Berlin before the wall came down.

    Hey Chris! How’s the e-book coming along?

  81. June 12th, 2007 at 8:09 pm
    Mike V. said

    Both great places.

  82. June 12th, 2007 at 8:10 pm
    David Dalka said

    What companies like Google actually do with my resume is the world’s largest mystery!!!

    http://www.nextgoogleceo.com/

  83. June 12th, 2007 at 8:11 pm
    Chris Cree said

    I see Liz found some Reese’s flavored Klondikes. I brought a whole bunch of Triple Ch… oc… olate… [Eyes roll back in his head in chocolaty bliss]

  84. June 12th, 2007 at 8:11 pm
    April Groves said

    Haha - I KNEW he was from Montana ***spooky music plays*** How I knew is the mystery….

    J/K - didn’t really know…but I do now!!

  85. June 12th, 2007 at 8:12 pm
    ME Strauss said

    Hi David!
    I think what they do with resumes is possibly a mystery to them as well. :)

  86. June 12th, 2007 at 8:13 pm
    ME Strauss said

    April,
    I don’t think GP is a HE.

  87. June 12th, 2007 at 8:13 pm
    April Groves said

    Ok…just got a spooky email from a guy who says he found my site, he is an oil tycoon in Africa and he’s in love with me…seriously…just got it just now…any suggestions on cyber stalkers?

  88. June 12th, 2007 at 8:14 pm
    ME Strauss said

    Hi April,
    He’s not a stalker if that’s the first. Just delete and ignore that it ever came.

  89. June 12th, 2007 at 8:14 pm
    Mike V. said

    April, I get them all the time. Ignore them.

  90. June 12th, 2007 at 8:14 pm
    Chris Cree said

    Hey Char! Slowly, I’m afraid. Got it outlined only so far.

    Too many demands. Too few hours.

    The farthest East I’ve been is Seoul Korea. (Although I went kind of West to get there… Mysterious.)

  91. June 12th, 2007 at 8:15 pm
    April Groves said

    ***MORE spooky music***
    The GP mystery grows
    ***April excuses herself to check our GP’s blog as to not make anymore embarrassing gender references***

  92. June 12th, 2007 at 8:15 pm
    Joe said

    Liz had a great idea…
    Everybody name the greatest mystery of their childhood.
    I already gave mine back on comment 59

  93. June 12th, 2007 at 8:15 pm
    Vernon Lun said

    I’m late like the proverbial march hare, hi all! I was beaten up by a klondike bar on the way here. You could say I was creamed!

  94. June 12th, 2007 at 8:16 pm
    April Groves said

    Mike, you must be one sexy chick…
    Crap!!! More embarrassing gender references!

  95. June 12th, 2007 at 8:16 pm
    ME Strauss said

    Vernon!
    Creamed . . . too funny!

  96. June 12th, 2007 at 8:16 pm
    Chris Cree said

    April, let’s talk spam.

  97. June 12th, 2007 at 8:17 pm
    Mike V. said

    me = sexy lol. or at least a sexy chicken (see http://www.implementingscrum and you will see lol).

  98. June 12th, 2007 at 8:17 pm
    April Groves said

    Chris, let’s talk Reeses flavored Klondike bars

  99. June 12th, 2007 at 8:19 pm
    Joe said

    The biggest myster round here is how the subject always changes to FOOD.
    No matter What the Topic, it always is about FOOD!

  100. June 12th, 2007 at 8:19 pm
    Vernon Lun said

    That would be sweet talk, April.

  101. June 12th, 2007 at 8:20 pm
    Chris Cree said

    Vernon! Sorry about the, um, issue with the ice cream.

    Talk away April. I’ll take chocolate over peanut butter any day.

  102. June 12th, 2007 at 8:21 pm
    Char said

    Joe - that is too funny! The ultimate mystery from the school years - what was that mystery meat they served in the cafeteria?

  103. June 12th, 2007 at 8:23 pm
    David Dalka said

    Liz - yes, that is true, the people who have referred me feel that way.

    It’s more than just that one company of course.

  104. June 12th, 2007 at 8:24 pm
    Mike V. said

    OK here is a mystery…

    You know if you drop a cat from whatever height and position, it always lands on its feet.

    You know if you drop a peanut butter samich it lands peanut butter side down.

    So.

    What is you strapped a peanut butter samich to the tummy of a cat and dropped it.

    THAT is one of life’s mysteries to me :).

  105. June 12th, 2007 at 8:24 pm
    Joe said

    Here’s one for all you Space Buffs…
    How Big is the Universe? Can we ever get to the “End of the Universe?
    Ok, that was 2, but you get the idea.

  106. June 12th, 2007 at 8:25 pm
    Chris Cree said

    Biggest school days mystery?

    How come all the best looking girls were always with the biggest jerk guys?

  107. June 12th, 2007 at 8:25 pm
    Mike V. said

    Universe?

    Nah… we will never get to one alone.

    Now it and when something shows us how to do it, it can be possible.

  108. June 12th, 2007 at 8:27 pm
    April Groves said

    Oh Chris…that one’s easy…it’s the nurturing-mother-I-can-change-him-he-isn’t-always-that-way-I-NEED-the-drama syndrome

  109. June 12th, 2007 at 8:28 pm
    ME Strauss said

    Yeah, David,
    The paper probably fell into Feedburner. :)

  110. June 12th, 2007 at 8:30 pm
    April Groves said

    ***Joe loses April in contemplating all she has seen on Star Trek while trying to decide if the outcome for Mike’s scenario would be the same for Klingons***

  111. June 12th, 2007 at 8:30 pm
    Joe said

    Here’s one for all your BLOGGERS out there.
    How come the post you think is the best you’ve ever written gets no response at all and the one you think really STINKS gets comments out the wazzoo?

  112. June 12th, 2007 at 8:31 pm
    Chris Cree said

    :lol: @ April!

  113. June 12th, 2007 at 8:31 pm
    Chris Cree said

    @ Joe - And all the traffic too!

  114. June 12th, 2007 at 8:32 pm
    Vernon Lun said

    That’s a great question Joe, I’m sure Liz has an answer for that one. Liz?

  115. June 12th, 2007 at 8:32 pm
    April Groves said

    My biggest childhood mystery was trying to figure out why the bee that stung me in the butt on the swingset left a bruise instead of a sting mark…Later solved when a childhood friend admitted to shooting me with a BB gun while hiding in the field.

  116. June 12th, 2007 at 8:34 pm
    Glenda Watson Hyatt said

    Joe, cuz people like reading cr@p. JUST look at all the interest in Paris. Now there is a mystery!

  117. June 12th, 2007 at 8:34 pm
    ME Strauss said

    Well, Joe and Vernon,
    In the world of book publishing we used to have one very important saying,

    “You just can’t get those customers to behave.”

  118. June 12th, 2007 at 8:34 pm
    April Groves said

    My current mystery is why you guys have all the cool facey thingys and all I have is jacked up punctuation mark!
    ***April pouts, considers taking her toys and going home***

  119. June 12th, 2007 at 8:34 pm
    Mike V. said

    heh… like this one… subtle… but WOW is it making the rounds lol…

    NOT expected. But looks like sex sells. Even geeky sex.

    http://www.implementingscrum.com/cartoons/implementingscrum-20070102.html

  120. June 12th, 2007 at 8:34 pm
    Joe said

    Thant’s too funny April. Sounds like something I would do in my youth. ;-)

  121. June 12th, 2007 at 8:35 pm
    Char said

    April - what facey thingys are you talking about?

  122. June 12th, 2007 at 8:36 pm
    April Groves said

    The cartoony thingys:)

  123. June 12th, 2007 at 8:38 pm
    April Groves said

    Glenda - just checked out the latest post in you blog…beautiful! My mom is my BFF so I really connected with it…I love the picture!

  124. June 12th, 2007 at 8:38 pm
    Mike V. said

    :-) :-( ;-) These?

  125. June 12th, 2007 at 8:38 pm
    Chris Cree said

    April, you wanna wink? ;)

    (Then simply type ; ) without the space)

  126. June 12th, 2007 at 8:39 pm
    Becky McCray said

    Hmmmm….. mysterious symbolic communication…..

  127. June 12th, 2007 at 8:39 pm
    Char said

    I thought you were talking about avatars or something…

  128. June 12th, 2007 at 8:39 pm
    Joe said

    April, don’t pout and you better not cry, and I’ll tell you why…

    Ask Chris and he’ll give you all the secrets of making things look cool in HTML.

    (At least the things you would actually use) :-)

  129. June 12th, 2007 at 8:39 pm
    April Groves said

    I did that! See ;) nothing!!

  130. June 12th, 2007 at 8:40 pm
    Chris Cree said

    Smile? :) : )
    Frown? :( : (
    Want some shades? :cool: : cool :
    Stick your tongue out? :P : P

  131. June 12th, 2007 at 8:40 pm
    April Groves said

    Holy cow!! It worked!!
    ;) :)

    ***resumes playing nicely with the group***

  132. June 12th, 2007 at 8:41 pm
    Mike V. said

    Wahoo.

    Fun fun stuff tonight, eh?

  133. June 12th, 2007 at 8:41 pm
    April Groves said

    :P @ Chris for SHOWING OFF!!!

  134. June 12th, 2007 at 8:42 pm
    Chris Cree said

    You know what Gorgeous always says, April.

    Ask Chris what time it is and he’ll tell you how to build a watch.

  135. June 12th, 2007 at 8:43 pm
    Becky McCray said

    I need a Klondike! Or a drink!

  136. June 12th, 2007 at 8:43 pm
    Becky McCray said

    Chris, can I swap a bottle of something for a triple chocolate Klondike?

  137. June 12th, 2007 at 8:43 pm
    April Groves said

    I love her…she is awesome…do not even get me started about how I want to be her when I grow up…except with my own husband of course :)

  138. June 12th, 2007 at 8:44 pm
    Mike V. said

    … stuck in a hotel with no mini-bar :-(

  139. June 12th, 2007 at 8:44 pm
    Joe said

    Chris, I have a question, I use :-)
    instead of :)
    in other words, I put the nose in the face and it still looks the same. Why? Another Mystery…

  140. June 12th, 2007 at 8:46 pm
    ME Strauss said

    Hey Becky,
    Throw Mike a bottle — quick!!

  141. June 12th, 2007 at 8:47 pm
    Becky McCray said

    Mike, I always bring liquor, because I own a liquor store. What’s your pleasure? Anyone who is a certified scrum training NEEDS a drink!

  142. June 12th, 2007 at 8:48 pm
    Char said

    Chris - here is my husband’s favorite funny:

    How do you know if you have a fighter pilot at your party?

    He’ll tell you!:-0

  143. June 12th, 2007 at 8:48 pm
    Mike V. said

    Don’t I know it. Hmmm… maybe I can do Scrum Training for Liquor Store owners :).

    O O O good news….

    The publisher of my first book wants me (and Tony of course) to do a full color geek-book based on the implementingscrum.com site. Wahoo!

  144. June 12th, 2007 at 8:49 pm
    Becky McCray said

    Congrats, Mike! A book deal calls for a toast, so let’s open the Chateau St. Michelle Blanc de Blanc!

  145. June 12th, 2007 at 8:51 pm
    Mike V. said

    … and another when it is out :)

    From the first one I worked on, I learned it is a totally humbling experience.

    The first one just got translated in Japan too… looks cool and I guess it says what I wrote lol.

  146. June 12th, 2007 at 8:51 pm
    Chris Cree said

    Anyone know someone in DC who can put Josh Hallet up for the night?

  147. June 12th, 2007 at 8:51 pm
    Mike said

    Yo Becky,

    I’d like a Chief Oshkosh Red Lager. it hasn’t been brewed for a decade, but man they were tasty!

    Hey y’all!!

    Mike

  148. June 12th, 2007 at 8:51 pm
    Mike V. said

    Not tonight. I have my family with me this week otherwise I coulda done it.

  149. June 12th, 2007 at 8:51 pm
    Becky McCray said

    Mike, you should put your good news in my Brag Basket: http://www.smallbizsurvival.com/2007/06/brag-basket-overcoming-distance-between.html
    A little free publicity, and it’s always open!

  150. June 12th, 2007 at 8:52 pm
    April Groves said

    ***Laughing at Char’s joke***
    Ain’t THAT the truth…I was an electronic tech on an aircraft carrier an serviced the flight mission planning gear…an experience to say the least…
    I wasn’t as cool as Chris though-he was the officer…I was just enlisted

  151. June 12th, 2007 at 8:53 pm
    April Groves said

    Mike - that’s great…my readership isn’t that big yet…but I’ll post it too

  152. June 12th, 2007 at 8:54 pm
    Chris Cree said

    @ Joe - they’re synonyms
    @ Becky - Gotta Root Beer?
    @ Char - That’s why I didn’t go into pharmaceutical sales when I got out. Tired of the egos ;)

  153. June 12th, 2007 at 8:54 pm
    April Groves said

    Becky - I’m a Jack&Coke girl myself…is that ok?

  154. June 12th, 2007 at 8:54 pm
    Becky McCray said

    Hey, Mike @ spooky action! (Just so happens that’s a great name for mystery night!) Great to see you here! Would you settle for some Murphy’s Red? Or let me check my special order list for other red lagers…

  155. June 12th, 2007 at 8:55 pm
    ME Strauss said

    April,
    I love the way you said that my readership isn’t that big yet

    Good on you!

  156. June 12th, 2007 at 8:56 pm
    Chris Cree said

    @ April - I wasn’t cool until after I got out. (The good women didn’t hang out with me, remember?)

    Of course that all changed after I got out. :lol:

  157. June 12th, 2007 at 8:56 pm
    April Groves said

    ***whispers to Liz*** No, my dear, it was you that got me involved.

  158. June 12th, 2007 at 8:57 pm
    Becky McCray said

    Chris Cree, I do have some root beer, about 5% alcohol by volume. The cider’s good, too!

    April, Jack’s a staple! Here, help yourself!

  159. June 12th, 2007 at 8:57 pm
    Char said

    April - I am sure you have some stories..

  160. June 12th, 2007 at 8:57 pm
    Chris Cree said

    And Char, you could tell the fighter pilots because they were always gesticulating with one hand chasing the other!

  161. June 12th, 2007 at 8:58 pm
    April Groves said

    Stories…ha! I got kicked by an admiral once…

  162. June 12th, 2007 at 9:00 pm
    Chris Cree said

    Becky - Can you get that at Kroger’s?

  163. June 12th, 2007 at 9:00 pm
    Mike V. said

    /// thank you ///

    Speaking of “readership” — what is considered “good” these days?

    My feedburner stuff keeps growing (yeah) and my log files show me with well over a million hits per month and approaching a million page views per month.

  164. June 12th, 2007 at 9:02 pm
    April Groves said

    ***April’s head gets dizzy at Mike’s mention of “million” - or maybe that’s Becky’s bottle of Jack***

  165. June 12th, 2007 at 9:02 pm
    Mike said

    Becky,

    It turns out I’m not too particular. I just figured a virtual liquor store would have EVERYTHING is stock. ;-)

    Murphy’s will do. What I’d really like is a six-pack of Capital Brewing Blonde Dopplebock. I have hatched multiple capers to get one from Wisconsin to Arizona, but for some mysterious reason, it just can’t be done!

    Mike

  166. June 12th, 2007 at 9:04 pm
    Becky McCray said

    Mike, I guess it’s my integrity, but I try to at least base my answers in reality!

  167. June 12th, 2007 at 9:05 pm
    ME Strauss said

    Oh Becky!
    Virtual integrity. Cutting edge always. :)

  168. June 12th, 2007 at 9:05 pm
    Mike said

    (Other obviously superior) Mike,

    MILLIONS of hits per month for scrum?

    I’m not sure whether to laugh or cry. I’ve been in IT for decades, and a lean aficionado since ‘91. If I’d known the combination was so revolutionary, nah…

    Good for you!

    Mike

  169. June 12th, 2007 at 9:06 pm
    Joe said

    I’m with April on that…
    A MILLION?
    If I see a few hunnerd I’d be happy!

  170. June 12th, 2007 at 9:08 pm
    Joe said

    Oh, that’s per Month?
    That’s different… a few Thousand would be nice. ;-)

  171. June 12th, 2007 at 9:08 pm
    Mike V. said

    Yeah, it is scary scary at the readership of this. Which tells me a book may not be a bad idea in order to pull some revenue out of it. Could be a small enough book for teams to buy for each of its members :).

    Grows every month to my wide open eyes.

    Guess I found a niche — now — is it worth it to make money from it or what are your thoughts on that?

    - mike

    PS — A lot of my readers are actually TRANSLATING the site material (for free) as part of the “community” we are building. Cool stuff.

  172. June 12th, 2007 at 9:12 pm
    Mike V. said

    Here are my raw numbers from my site:

    Monthly Summary
    Month Requests Pages
    Aug 2006 5716 0.074% 569 0.021%
    Sep 2006 52646 0.683% 8902 0.328%
    Oct 2006 146953 1.905% 20484 0.756%
    Nov 2006 359322 4.659% 43324 1.598%
    Dec 2006 454598 5.895% 69654 2.569%
    Jan 2007 681454 8.836% 96484 3.559%
    Feb 2007 1154534 14.970% 187596 6.920%
    Mar 2007 1387375 17.989% 502188 18.524%
    Apr 2007 1493534 19.366% 706690 26.067%
    May 2007 1523884 19.759% 824646 30.418%

  173. June 12th, 2007 at 9:13 pm
    Joe said

    Here’s a mystery…
    A Million Hits per Month and NOT making any money out of it?
    Come on Mike… Fess up ;-)

  174. June 12th, 2007 at 9:14 pm
    ME Strauss said

    Mike,
    I’m not sure what those numbers are.

  175. June 12th, 2007 at 9:15 pm
    Chris Cree said

    Mike, What would you say changed for you at the first of the year that created such a significant increase?

  176. June 12th, 2007 at 9:16 pm
    Mike V. said

    That’s where I can use your help….

    I have google AdSense or Adwords running there and am trying some smaller things.

    But in total I do not think I have even broken 100.00 since starting the site. So… not a commercial success and probably something I could use your expertise at doing [anyone anyone]?

    Of course I do think it is getting my name out for paying consulting and training work. But I’d like to see some passive income from this if it is indeed possible :).

  177. June 12th, 2007 at 9:17 pm
    Mike V. said

    The first is the month and date, the second is “hits” and then some percentage. The next number is “page views” and then some percentage.

  178. June 12th, 2007 at 9:18 pm
    Mike V. said

    What made it grow in Jan?

    I started getting active on blog responses in my areas and also did a small bit of advertising. Also ran a very controversial strip as the first one of the year — got people hooked and coming back.

  179. June 12th, 2007 at 9:19 pm
    Mike V. said

    And I am noticing people coming back and spending more time looking through a lot more of the overall content on the site. Good information. I also added a search bar (from google) which seems to have also helped keep people there.

  180. June 12th, 2007 at 9:21 pm
    Mike V. said

    sorry for dominating. I will crawl back in my hole for a while. just got a bit excited at all the talent here and know you gals/guys have great ideas to help. In the end I think it can help all of us!

  181. June 12th, 2007 at 9:22 pm
    Mike V. said

    Gulp.

    Sorry.

  182. June 12th, 2007 at 9:23 pm
    Chris Cree said

    Mike, I think that’s some good evidence that a good visual with a story (the cartoon) when coupled with top quality content can supercharge traffic. Good on ya!

  183. June 12th, 2007 at 9:24 pm
    April Groves said

    Mike V, oh no don’t be sorry…maybe the reference to “getting naked” It’s a theory…

    Really I have been looking over the site…there is really good content there

  184. June 12th, 2007 at 9:24 pm
    ME Strauss said

    Mike,
    Everyone is always interested in the kind of stuff you’re talking about. Don’t go away and pout. :)

  185. June 12th, 2007 at 9:25 pm
    Mike V. said

    Phew… thanks…. thought I was gonna wind up listening to virtual crickets.

    So I *would* love any recommendations :).

  186. June 12th, 2007 at 9:26 pm
    Glenda Watson Hyatt said

    [sorry, I had to swap keyboards. My 3 popped off! Now I'm behind in the conversation, ugh]

    Thanks April. I’m going to miss Mom when she goes offline for a while, and who knows for how long. It was nice having that connection with her.

  187. June 12th, 2007 at 9:26 pm
    Mike said

    Mike,

    Not having made $100 on my blog, my advice is clearly pro bono.

    I checked out your site and you’ve got lots of good stuff. Pig and chicken cartoons for scrum practitioners is pure genius! A forum builds community. The structure is there, but there really aren’t any calls to buy. Because your subject matter is so specialized, you should be working out direct sponsorships instead of relying on general ads. I haven’t spent time learning the key books and learning products for scrum, but if I had your site, I’d be going directly to them with my stats and offering to advertise their products for a hefty cut of gross.

    This would be not only books, but training classes as well. Are there any web-based scrum training programs? If not, let’s talk!

    Again, one amateur’s opinion FWIW.

    Mike

  188. June 12th, 2007 at 9:27 pm
    April Groves said

    Glenda…I understand about the “3″…got salmon stuck in my “p” key, had to pop keys to get it out, now I get random “;” when I don’t want them…

  189. June 12th, 2007 at 9:28 pm
    April Groves said

    And I get the “mom” thing too…awesome creatures they are…

  190. June 12th, 2007 at 9:29 pm
    GP said

    Yikes, methinks tonite’s mystery at the inn is who isGP

    GP’s most assuredly a SHE and Joe, tis part of my tag line.. Methinks you need to chill out with a Klondike :)

    GP (in Montana?!)

  191. June 12th, 2007 at 9:29 pm
    Mike V. said

    So in the beginning i wanted it to NOT be the sales site (that is what michaelvizdos.com is for).

    I am one of 40 people in the world certified to “create” new scrum masters, and at this time it is all done in person. I’d love to do it virtually (even in secondlife) if it can work out that way. The Scrum Alliance is very conservative in its ways and (wow) I am pushing the envelope with them pretty hard on what I do :).

  192. June 12th, 2007 at 9:29 pm
    JohnC said

    Getting naked…dominating…did I come to the right place?

  193. June 12th, 2007 at 9:30 pm
    Char said

    Oh my Glenda - that just read funny - can’t have a 3 popping off!

    Traffic does not always guarantee income - yes, restating the obvious.

    One thing I did on one of my sites was only run Adsense on the single page/post level. The ads being served were much more targeted to the content of the post and therefore they converted better.

    Just my two cents…

  194. June 12th, 2007 at 9:30 pm
    Chris Cree said

    I think what it comes down to, Mike, is what do you want from your site?

    With all the great content you have, could you repackage some if it for sale?

    Could you offer a premium level to your site with even better info that folks pay for?

    By adding value, you should be able to come up with something folks will pay for gladly.

  195. June 12th, 2007 at 9:31 pm
    Mike V. said

    John C…. just more proof that sex sells (even behind corporate firewalls). OK… does not sell… but is controversial enough to drive traffic and get people talking about it.

  196. June 12th, 2007 at 9:33 pm
    Rodney Rumford said

    Scrum… lean software development?

  197. June 12th, 2007 at 9:33 pm
    Mike V. said

    Excellent comments and suggestions.

    Thanks for taking the time with a relative unknown guest (sorry about that).

  198. June 12th, 2007 at 9:33 pm
    Glenda Watson Hyatt said

    Mike, maybe some ebooks to generate income?

  199. June 12th, 2007 at 9:34 pm
    Mike V. said

    Scrum is one of the Agile Software Development methodologies, yes.

  200. June 12th, 2007 at 9:34 pm
    Timothy Johnson said

    Good evening all… how goes the discussion?

  201. June 12th, 2007 at 9:34 pm
    Joe said

    Mike V,
    What Mike said…
    I was going to mention direct ads (sponsors) as a way to enhance income from the site.
    I only have a few advertisers that place ads directly on some posts, but what the heck, it suppliments the income.
    In my opinion, that is only a small way to monitize your site.
    Something to think about.

  202. June 12th, 2007 at 9:34 pm
    Chris Cree said

    JohnC - Depends. What were you hoping to find. ;)

  203. June 12th, 2007 at 9:35 pm
    ME Strauss said

    Hi Tim!
    I guess you could say it’s scrummy. :)

  204. June 12th, 2007 at 9:35 pm
    Mike V. said

    Thought about the eBook thing, and that is still an option if Pearson does not go for the full color book option. I think the comic strips are what will get the books sold — with the content almost icing on the cake (smile).

    Know of any successful ebook publishers out there I can chat with about the pros and cons of traditional (which I have done once) and ebooks?

  205. June 12th, 2007 at 9:36 pm
    Timothy Johnson said

    If you all want some good discussion on SCRUM and AGILE, you should check out Kevin Brady’s blog (you can link to him from my blog roll). He’s anti-AGILE, but he at least presents an interesting viewpoint.

  206. June 12th, 2007 at 9:37 pm
    Mike said

    Hi Mike,

    My employer is a very large proponent of scrum, and I am familiar with the ways of the Scrum Alliance. Since Liz’s only rule is “Be Nice”, I won’t say any more about certain monopolistic business practices I perceive.

    We should talk some time. You can reach me via e-mail at mdewitt@alum.mit.edu.

    And I wouldn’t worry about your site being sales-y. There IS a real yearning within the software community for a better way, and scrum has some real strengths. It’s no panacea, but as I mentioned previously, it combines some nice elements of lean production with software engineering (how many people are already asleep having read this far?)

    Mike

  207. June 12th, 2007 at 9:37 pm
    Timothy Johnson said

    Hi Liz… has the mystery talk died down? Please tell me that Agatha Christie at least was given her dues this evening… Her plays and novels are amazing in their own right… but has anyone ever read many of her short stories?

  208. June 12th, 2007 at 9:39 pm
    JohnC said

    Mike…Chris…you guys should answer honestly in the thread what underwear and color your wearing. lol

  209. June 12th, 2007 at 9:39 pm
    Glenda Watson Hyatt said

    Char, I won’t buy that keyboard brand again. And the keyboard tray fell on my lap. Ow. That will be a nice bruise.

  210. June 12th, 2007 at 9:39 pm
    Mike V. said

    Mike,

    Will connect with you offline. Thank you. Sorry if this is boring people. I am learning lots from you all.

  211. June 12th, 2007 at 9:39 pm
    April Groves said

    Excuse the interruption…but I think it is relevant to the current discussion and site traffic.

    I have noticed that, when exploring a new blog, I glance at the most recent post and go straight to the “about” tab.

    Am I a “typical” surfer, or, in your experience, is this not a common practice?

  212. June 12th, 2007 at 9:40 pm
    Becky McCray said

    Mike, have you considered putting ads for your michaelvizdos.com site on your implementingscrum.com site?

  213. June 12th, 2007 at 9:41 pm
    Rodney Rumford said

    i am not asleep. i am listening (and reading)… the geek in me awaits knowledge… Scrum is a mystery to me… :)

  214. June 12th, 2007 at 9:41 pm
    JohnC said

    April,
    It’s human nature to want to know and connect to the person that grabs your attention.

    If you didn’t care or like the blog, you wouldn’t go near the about, would you?

  215. June 12th, 2007 at 9:41 pm
    Mike said

    Hey Mr. Johnson,

    Your friend is off his nut in criticizing Agile Development, but the only nuttier thing would be to have Mystery Night without mentioning Witness for the Prosecution. The book; the movie; just awesome!

  216. June 12th, 2007 at 9:42 pm
    April Groves said

    Timothy - Just checked out your site. I love the use of “drivers” and “aversions” vice the typical labels of “likes and dislikes.” Very nice site.

  217. June 12th, 2007 at 9:42 pm
    JohnC said

    If I put a webcam in my bedroom, I could link to ‘The Absence of Carnality…with JohnC’. Nah…no mystery there after four kids. :)

  218. June 12th, 2007 at 9:42 pm
    Mike said

    JohnC,

    You’re talking to Mike V, right?

    Mike

  219. June 12th, 2007 at 9:43 pm
    Chris Cree said

    [Agast] APRIL! Do you mean to say that you care who is writing what you are reading?!

  220. June 12th, 2007 at 9:43 pm
    JohnC said

    Mike,
    Your right. Sorry, meant Mike V.
    V is for Vundervear!

  221. June 12th, 2007 at 9:43 pm
    Mike V. said

    April,

    People are finding out about the site through friends — most do not just stumble on it (outside of IT people).

    I have a few *subtle* ads about “come to my workshop” under each of the cartoon blog entries. Again, at this point I’d rather see people go to my “sales” site organically. Or is that too dumb of me to think they will seek that out?

  222. June 12th, 2007 at 9:43 pm
    Timothy Johnson said

    Now, Mike, remember… “nice” - I’ve had the pleasure of talking with Kevin and exchanging multiple emails with him. Everyone is entitled to his opinion, and Kevin brings up some good points.

    I’m a bit cynical about any new methodology that claims to be a silver bullet answer to everybody’s problems. I think there are advantages to Agile and SCRUM, but I don’t believe it’s an end-all-be-all.

    I feel the same way about 6 sigma.

  223. June 12th, 2007 at 9:44 pm
    Mike said

    April,

    I do exactly the same thing.

    Mike

  224. June 12th, 2007 at 9:45 pm
    Timothy Johnson said

    April… thanks. I’ll check out your blog here in a minute (and I’ll go to the About page)

  225. June 12th, 2007 at 9:45 pm
    Becky McCray said

    Timothy, Agatha Christie is my grandmother’s favorite mystery writer! I’ve inherited the tendency, and I have “Mysterious Affair at Styles” the first Hercule Poirot story as an ebook on my PDA!

  226. June 12th, 2007 at 9:46 pm
    ME Strauss said

    Murder on the Orient Express Blog . . .

  227. June 12th, 2007 at 9:47 pm
    Mike V. said

    re: Scrum being the Silver Bullet — I debunk that myth (or at least I take a shot at it lol):

    http://www.implementingscrum.com/cartoons/implementingscrum-20060925.html

  228. June 12th, 2007 at 9:48 pm
    Timothy Johnson said

    Becky, I’m more of a Miss Jane fan myself. Hercule never really amused me the way Jane did. And of course, Tommy and Tuppence Beresford… what a great couple in Partners in Crime.

    As for the short stories, look up “Philomel Cottage” - amazingly gripping story that had me on the edge of my seat when I first read it.

    Was able to perform in “Ten Little Indians” many, MANY years ago.

  229. June 12th, 2007 at 9:49 pm
    Joe said

    I can’t think of anything that rhymes
    with a mystery that is as sublime
    as a Million hits on an unknown website
    that makes No Money and none is in sight.

    Berma Shave

    Nite Liz
    Nite All

  230. June 12th, 2007 at 9:50 pm
    JohnC said

    I agree with Timothy on Sigma 6 not being ‘the cure’. You first have to get the ‘buy in’, rather than the ‘yes sir’ return.

    I’ve seen some pretty good results with it deployed consistently, but the problem is getting continuity maintained in the lower ranks. That’s where most corps fail in the delivery…not maintaining it regularly or empowering every level down to the lowest employee as much as the top levels…but that’s just my take.

  231. June 12th, 2007 at 9:51 pm
    Becky McCray said

    Good night, Joe!

  232. June 12th, 2007 at 9:52 pm
    Mike V. said

    Wow Joe.

    Now looking for my bottle of anti-depressants lol. Sigh.

  233. June 12th, 2007 at 9:52 pm
    Chris Cree said

    Timothy I was in that play too onece! I was the first one offed until one of the other actors got sick. I got promoted and stayed on stage longer!

  234. June 12th, 2007 at 9:53 pm
    Chris Cree said

    Speaking of sleep. I’m all for it!

    Right now, in fact.

    ‘Night all!

    May your tomorrow come just in time. Enjoy!

  235. June 12th, 2007 at 9:54 pm
    April Groves said

    I admit it…I CARE!!!

    I like that Chris calls his wife “Gorgeous.” Especially since she is…
    I love Glenda’s approach to her CP, her realness.
    I adore the pictures of Char’s family
    I like that Timothy makes me get out a dictionary
    Liz’s thoughts on ME and her pictorial
    Joe hates spam
    I admit it - I care…
    I created the “Opi” for crying out loud!
    I don’t dislike the mantra “it’s not what you know, it’s who you know.” I disagree with the original intent…but I am totally inline with what it *Should* mean.

  236. June 12th, 2007 at 9:54 pm
    Timothy Johnson said

    I played the doctor… I got to survive until the second scene from the last. What a blast that was.

  237. June 12th, 2007 at 9:54 pm
    Mike V. said

    Thank u all.

    Good night!

  238. June 12th, 2007 at 9:54 pm
    Mike said

    Timothy,

    I’ll check out Kevin’s site (on the strength of your recommendation). But as I mentioned a couple hundred comments ago, I’ve been doing software development since the early 80’s, and I’m also a huge fan of Taichii Ohno, Eli Goldratt, adn the Machine That Changed The World.

    As Rodney surmised, Scrum is one attempt to bring lean production principles to software development. Unfortunately, as I wrote in When Bad Things Happen to Good Concepts, a fair amount of consultant baggage has been attached to simple, clear-cut ideas.

    That said, I have absolutely no doubt that agile development will be the ONLY way to create software a few years from now. It’s as inevitable as pull manufacturing.

    Right, Mike?

  239. June 12th, 2007 at 9:56 pm
    Mike V. said

    … or morph into something else consultants can market. None of the Scrum stuff is new…. remember that :).

    And keep it simple.

  240. June 12th, 2007 at 9:56 pm
    ME Strauss said

    Good night Joe,
    Sleepy swell.

  241. June 12th, 2007 at 9:57 pm
    ME Strauss said

    A simple offering is good. Something that is whole and easy to understand.

  242. June 12th, 2007 at 9:58 pm
    Becky McCray said

    Good night, Chris, Mike V!

  243. June 12th, 2007 at 9:58 pm
    Mike V. said

    … thus the reason for me to take off to far away lands like Kyiv and the mountains in Budapest. I know I will learn more than they will. And that is good for me!

  244. June 12th, 2007 at 9:59 pm
    Mike V. said

    Nite all. Really.

    {poof}

  245. June 12th, 2007 at 9:59 pm
    Timothy Johnson said

    April… now THAT’S an About Page. You have a gift for rich descriptions… I’d be willing to bet that you kick butt in the real estate market down in Georgia.

    My one question for you is, “Have you ever met Paula Deen?” I adore that woman.

  246. June 12th, 2007 at 10:00 pm
    ME Strauss said

    Good night, Mike V.
    Good Night, Chris!

  247. June 12th, 2007 at 10:01 pm
    Becky McCray said

    Time for me to drop out tonight. Liz, here are a few extra bottles for the sidebar; I wouldn’t want you to run low!

    Goodnight, all!

  248. June 12th, 2007 at 10:01 pm
    Timothy Johnson said

    Detective, they’re dropping like flies! What can we do?

  249. June 12th, 2007 at 10:02 pm
    ME Strauss said

    Good Night, Becky!
    Thanks for keeping the sidebar and our minds up to the proper level. :)

  250. June 12th, 2007 at 10:02 pm
    Char said

    Okay - I’m back! Liz - Murder on the Orient Express is my all time favorite mystery - ever!

    April - you are too kind! I certainly hope you become a regular part of the Tuesday night crew.

    And hello to those who snuck in while I put on my Mom hat for a few.

  251. June 12th, 2007 at 10:03 pm
    ME Strauss said

    Well, Tim,
    Get out that giant magnifying glass and let’s start looking for clues.

  252. June 12th, 2007 at 10:03 pm
    April Groves said

    Ah…the infamous Paula Deen…no, I have not met her…but the line to get into her restaurant downtown is atrocious! They have a water cooler and a sprinkler system to keep folks from overheating - really! I did have a neighbor who built gingerbread house for her - but that’s the closest I got.

    Thanks…the “about” is special to me…maybe that’s why I visit other people’s…

  253. June 12th, 2007 at 10:05 pm
    April Groves said

    Char - you must be in a different time zone…I can appreciate the “mom” hat…thankfully this starts right at our bedtime…just a few minutes early and they don’t notice :)

  254. June 12th, 2007 at 10:05 pm
    Mike said

    Wait a second!

    I missed the Six Smegma discussion!!

    Here is my definitive statement on Six Sigma:

    Any endeavor that requires a priesthood inevitable does two things:
    1) Enriches the priests
    2) Keeps everyone else dependent on the priests

    And yes, I am a practicing Catholic, and I’m not making any exceptions to my statement.

    Too much information?

  255. June 12th, 2007 at 10:06 pm
    Timothy Johnson said

    Getting back to mysteries, am I the only one who still enjoys the “kid” mysteries? I’ve been introducing my 7-year-old to Encyclopedia Brown, Boxcar Children, and most recently Trixie Belden. We spend about a half hour each night reading together. She adores mysteries.

  256. June 12th, 2007 at 10:08 pm
    ME Strauss said

    Tim, Tim, Tim,
    Where are The Hardy Boys on that list????

  257. June 12th, 2007 at 10:08 pm
    Char said

    April - I’m in the same time zone, it’s just that my three kids are now on summer break, my husband is out of town, and I was being a slacker mom and letting them stay up late and keep me company in the living room. We looked like four little geeks - me with my laptop and they all had their Nintendo DS’s in hand. I mean, it was thunderstorming and we couldn’t do anything else - thank goodness for wireless.

  258. June 12th, 2007 at 10:09 pm
    April Groves said

    I loved the kid’s mysteries where you could make choices and turn to different pages so that the story changed each time you read it.

    Timothy…do you not like Nancy Drew or the Hardy Boys…My 10 yo is getting into the Nancy Drew - girl power and all.

  259. June 12th, 2007 at 10:09 pm
    Mike said

    Oh, Encyclopedia Brown! Man, did I devour those.

    While we’re on mysteries, can we pay homage to the creator of the mystery: Edgar Allen Poe?

    It only seems fitting.

    Mike

  260. June 12th, 2007 at 10:09 pm
    Timothy Johnson said

    She’s not QUITE old enough for Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew yet… give it a year or two. But I spent many a summer hour reading and re-reading Hardy Boys mysteries in my youth. Trust me, they are in her future.

  261. June 12th, 2007 at 10:10 pm
    Char said

    Tim - my kids love all those books. I am hoping that after the Nancy Drew movie comes out this summer that my older two will start really reading the Nancy Drew and Hardy Boys books.

  262. June 12th, 2007 at 10:10 pm
    April Groves said

    Char - not slacker mom…that description makes you the EPITOME of cool mom!

  263. June 12th, 2007 at 10:11 pm
    ME Strauss said

    Whew!

    Nancy Drew is such a . . . girl.
    Who runs in high heels?

  264. June 12th, 2007 at 10:11 pm
    Timothy Johnson said

    Quoth the raven, “Nevermore!”

    Mike, you are too cool!

  265. June 12th, 2007 at 10:13 pm
    April Groves said

    Ha - I shuffle two older kids, hip a 16 month old, and tote a 4 month old in a carrier to my mini van…in high heel ;)

  266. June 12th, 2007 at 10:13 pm
    Char said

    Tim - have your kids started the Magic Treehouse series yet? They are a hands down favorite among the 7-8 year old set here.

  267. June 12th, 2007 at 10:14 pm
    Timothy Johnson said

    Yes, my daughter has DEVOURED EVERY magic treehouse book this past year in first grade. Now they can’t write them fast enough for her.

  268. June 12th, 2007 at 10:15 pm
    Mike said

    Tim,

    I’ve heard that line many, many times, but it always raises the hairs on the back of my neck. Thank you!

    Mike

  269. June 12th, 2007 at 10:16 pm
    April Groves said

    Mike - Poe gives me the shivers too

    My oldest daughter an I really enjoy the Potter books. Made my day when she told me she thought the book was better than the movie…

  270. June 12th, 2007 at 10:17 pm
    Char said

    Tim - I can also recommend the new series called the Fairy Chronicles - we’ve read the first two and my girls loved them.

    April - you are crazy!

  271. June 12th, 2007 at 10:18 pm
    Timothy Johnson said

    And Mike, Catholicism aside, your Six Sigma commentary is spot on.

    Pul-LEEEEEEEEEZE! Can we rehash Deming’s 14 points… add a dash of Juran’s emphasis on projects… repackage it all with a cool name… and then (just because most of the executive buyers are testosterone laden males) entice them with titles like Black Belts and Green Belts (when most of them have never been in a martial arts arena before in their lives????

    OK, meekly stepping down from my soapbox now.

  272. June 12th, 2007 at 10:19 pm
    April Groves said

    Char…what’s crazy…I love my shoes that “rawk” (Obscure Kidd Craddick reference)

    These “Fairy Chronicles”…what age group are they for…my girls love fairies.

  273. June 12th, 2007 at 10:23 pm
    Char said

    April - shlepping kids on your hip in heels - that’s crazy.

    The Fairy Chronicles are ideal for 1st-3rd graders. My 5 year old loved having me read it to her though.

  274. June 12th, 2007 at 10:23 pm
    Mike said

    Tim,

    Thanks! I’m an iconoclast in my day job realm, but it doesn’t stunt my enthusiasm.

    April, I read the first four Potter books to my children at bedtime. A more magical experience you can’t have. Five got dark and I have to admit to not even picking up six. I suppose some day I’ll finish off that and the last one.

    But no movie could ever capture the magic of reading those books out loud to children.

  275. June 12th, 2007 at 10:27 pm
    April Groves said

    Char - I will have to check them out - thanks for the link…My oldest loves to read to her next youngest sister. A sweeter sight is rarely found.

    Tim, I must agree. My oldest is 10, so she likes to read them herself. Besides enjoying the books, it is wondrous to watch her explain to me the difference between fiction and non-fiction. Of course I read them myself as a monitor (not to mention the fact that I enjoy them).

  276. June 12th, 2007 at 10:28 pm
    Char said

    Mike, my son just finished the sixth Harry Potter and said it was the best one yet. He is really looking forward to the next one. Funny thing, he was not interested in Harry Potter at all until this year - half way through 5th grade. And he has not seen any of the movies.

  277. June 12th, 2007 at 10:28 pm
    Mike said

    Uh oh. the dreaded five minutes between commments. A sure sign the evening is drawing to a close.

    I just want the answer to one mystery: Who Shot Rodney Rumsford?

    He showed up once many comments back and then disappeared…..

  278. June 12th, 2007 at 10:29 pm
    Timothy Johnson said

    Well, folks, tomorrow is another day. And it will come all too soon!

    Char, Mike, Rodney, always a pleasure bumping into you here on Tuesday nights.

    April, extreme pleasure making your acquaintance. If I’m ever looking for a house in coastal Georgia, I now know whom I shall call!

    Liz, as always, thank you for hosting another riveting discussion. You are unparalleled!!!

    As for me, I get to unravel the mystery of how one of my clients messed up a project plan in MS Project.

    Good night all!!!

  279. June 12th, 2007 at 10:30 pm
    Char said

    I think Rodney is busy multi-tasking. I am going to have to call it a night though.

    It was fun this evening and I really enjoyed meeting you April! See everyone next week.

  280. June 12th, 2007 at 10:31 pm
    April Groves said

    Yes, I am an early riser and it is far past my bedtime.

    Liz, this was wonderful. Thank you.

  281. June 12th, 2007 at 10:31 pm
    Mike said

    Char,

    I guess I’ll have to rethink my plan. But having spent so many pleasant hours reading to my kids (who are now to big to be read to), I think I may have to wait for grandchildren to finish off the series in the proper fashion.

    Mike

  282. June 12th, 2007 at 10:34 pm
    ME Strauss said

    Good night Tim, Char, and April!
    Thank you all for coming!

    Char, I’m still waiting for that phone call. :)

  283. June 12th, 2007 at 10:34 pm
    Mike said

    Tim,

    How can you NOT mess up a project in MS-PROJECT?

    It’s the “Plan 9 From Outer Space” of software applications!

    And with that I’ll call it a night…

    Mike

  284. June 12th, 2007 at 10:34 pm
    Glenda Watson Hyatt said

    hmm, just learned something when searching for Dr Watson in the Wikipedia:

    In the television series House, the character of Dr. James Wilson is meant to be a direct reference to Watson (with House himself being a direct reference to Holmes). In addition to the similarity of their names, Wilson serves in the show as House’s only real friend and confidante, and occasionally assists him in solving particularly difficult cases. (In one episode, House also claims to live in 221b Baker Street.) Also, in keeping with Watson’s role as a ladies’ man, Wilson has been married several times and had multiple affairs.

    Elementary dear Watson.

  285. June 12th, 2007 at 10:38 pm
    Mike said

    Elementary dear Watson Hyatt?

    It’s wikipedia, so I don’t know. Watson was more ubiquitous than Wilson, and was an obvious subordinate to Holmes. Wilson isn’t.

    Okay, enough House geekiness on my part.

    Can we go back to being pirates?

  286. June 12th, 2007 at 10:39 pm
    ME Strauss said

    How about playing cowboys next week?

  287. June 12th, 2007 at 10:41 pm
    ME Strauss said

    Oh Wait! We can’t. Mitch Matthews is coming. He’s so fun . . . He’s going to bring some fun with him.

  288. June 12th, 2007 at 10:41 pm
    Glenda Watson Hyatt said

    hey cowboys, now that is something I could REALLY get into. :)

  289. June 12th, 2007 at 10:43 pm
    ME Strauss said

    We’ll do cowboys the week of the 26th!

  290. June 12th, 2007 at 10:46 pm
    Glenda Watson Hyatt said

    the hat, the boots, the chaps, on horseback…drat, I need to wait two weeks for that fantasy?

  291. June 12th, 2007 at 10:48 pm
    ME Strauss said

    Sorry, I have an event I have to attend next week. Cool and handsome guest host, who’s a real personality is coming. I’m going to introduce him via the blog first. :)

  292. June 12th, 2007 at 10:50 pm
    Glenda Watson Hyatt said

    as long as he wear a cowboy hat ;)

  293. June 12th, 2007 at 10:53 pm
    ME Strauss said

    I’m betting he’d do that. He’s a guy who likes to laugh. :)

  294. June 12th, 2007 at 11:02 pm
    Glenda Watson Hyatt said

    sounds like a fun guy. Are we the only two left?

  295. June 12th, 2007 at 11:03 pm
    Mike said

    Okay. Swarthy cowboys. Good thing the CWS will be in full swing! LOL

  296. June 12th, 2007 at 11:05 pm
    Mike said

    And yes, you’re the only two left. I’m outta here and Rodney is off drinking some Amontillado.

  297. June 12th, 2007 at 11:05 pm
    ME Strauss said

    You two are great fun!

  298. June 12th, 2007 at 11:06 pm
    Mike said

    Let’s hear it for us Left Coasters!

  299. June 12th, 2007 at 11:08 pm
    Glenda Watson Hyatt said

    night Mike, it’s be fun getting to know you as we figure out facebook

  300. June 12th, 2007 at 11:09 pm
    Glenda Watson Hyatt said

    hip hip hooray. Whereabouts are you?

  301. June 12th, 2007 at 11:11 pm
    ME Strauss said

    I’ll keep the middle safe for you. :)

  302. June 12th, 2007 at 11:17 pm
    Glenda Watson Hyatt said

    Liz, since its relatively quiet for the moment, wonder if we may brainstorm ideas for drumming up mega votes for this “blog for a year” contest.

  303. June 12th, 2007 at 11:19 pm
    ME Strauss said

    Gosh, Glenda,
    I was just thinking about sleeping. What did you have in mind?

  304. June 12th, 2007 at 11:20 pm
    DaveOlson said

    QUIET? …DID SOMEONE SAY QUIET?

  305. June 12th, 2007 at 11:23 pm
    DaveOlson said

    Sorry… just got back from a meeting and feeling a little bratty or batty. Can’t tell for sure!

  306. June 12th, 2007 at 11:24 pm
    ME Strauss said

    Yawn! Stretch! Is that you, Dave?

  307. June 12th, 2007 at 11:26 pm
    Glenda Watson Hyatt said

    no problem, Liz. We can another time. Have a restful night.

  308. June 12th, 2007 at 11:29 pm
    DaveOlson said

    No Liz… I’m a figment of your imagination. You wish you were talking to me but really you are sleepy…very sleepy….very very sleepy. :wink:

  309. June 12th, 2007 at 11:32 pm
    ME Strauss said

    Dave,
    How did you know that?
    Thank you, Glenda. I have time early in the afternoon tomorrow and Thursday.

    Sweet Dreams!

  310. June 12th, 2007 at 11:34 pm
    DaveOlson said

    Liz… I just know :smile:

    Glenda… How are you?

  311. June 12th, 2007 at 11:42 pm
    Mike said

    Hi Glenda,

    Why not have a “just three votes” campaign. State why people should vote for you and ask them to recruit two other people. Offer to highlight the blogs of the people who participate. MLM rocks!

    Mike

  312. June 12th, 2007 at 11:48 pm
    Mike said

    Yo, Dave!

    I like your blog, and I’m going to dig into it!

    Mike

    (Anyone who promotes Glenda the good witch of the great northwest is a friend of mine!)

  313. June 12th, 2007 at 11:52 pm
    Mike said

    Now I’m serious. What have uou done with Rodney?

  314. June 13th, 2007 at 12:06 am
    Glenda Watson Hyatt said

    ah, hi Dave. Just noticed your THAT Dave! Thanks for that post on your blog. Is this where we first met, last week?

  315. June 13th, 2007 at 12:45 am
    DaveOlson said

    Sorry got totally distracted by another conversation. I’m THAT Dave. I can’t remember where we met but that’s not important. Just that we met.

  316. June 13th, 2007 at 1:06 am
    Glenda Watson Hyatt said

    I totally agree, Dave. I’m looking forward to guest writing on your blog. Just need something GREAT to write. Well, just finished a blog post, so I’m off to bed. Perhaps Rodney will mosie by sometime.

  317. June 13th, 2007 at 1:20 am
    Rodney Rumford said

    hey all. i was off doing some program analysis… sorry about my disappearing act.

  318. June 13th, 2007 at 1:58 am
    KCLau said

    I’m running 2 blogs, recording 3rd solo album ( from songwriting to mastering the CD all by myself), taking care of over 100 personal finance clients, taking care of my pregnant wife, and also selling a special 3D birthday card online. But I am no superman to do all this alone

  319. June 13th, 2007 at 2:28 am
    Ramkarthik said

    Hi everyone.I wonder if anyone is here.

  320. June 13th, 2007 at 4:44 am
    ME Strauss said

    Glenda, Mike, and Dave,
    Thanks for holding down the fort and for getting together at least one idea for Glenda’s book campaign.

    Also thanks for making sure Rodney didn’t lost in his work again.

  321. June 13th, 2007 at 4:45 am
    ME Strauss said

    KClau,
    Give yourself a little time to play. :)

    Ramkarthik,
    Sorry we were all gone by the time you stopped over to see us this time. :(

  322. June 13th, 2007 at 5:03 am
    April Groves said

    Liz,

    I had such a great time with the gang last night. And it was real informative too. Being new to this community, it is real nice to have a safe place to ask your questions, see how others do it, and get a basic sanity check.

    I really appreciate the warm reception and the continued hospitality. This is a wonderful idea you have. I hope you don’t mind if I come back.

  323. June 13th, 2007 at 5:07 am
    ME Strauss said

    Good Morning, April!
    Too funny! Everyone so enjoyed your participation. We love meeting new people as much as you do.

    We think of Tuesday Nights as our chance to come out and play. So the conversation gets to go wherever it goes and we follow along the way folks having fun do.

    Of course, you’re welcome back. Imagine if no one back. I’d be living alone inside your computer!! :)

  324. June 13th, 2007 at 7:29 am
    7 Things I Love About DNA — Eye on DNA said

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  325. June 13th, 2007 at 10:14 am
    Ramkarthik said

    Its fine Liz.As Im from India,I actually don’t know at what time here you all meet up.Ill make sure that im present in the next meet.Thanks Liz.

  326. June 13th, 2007 at 12:08 pm
    ME Strauss said

    Ramkarthik,
    You are a gracious man. :)

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